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mortten:

lettuce umbrella

I want one!!!

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This is my new best friend.

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sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

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omg-humor:

I don’t think the pastry chef sees the irony here…
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